someone get that fucking seahorse.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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