I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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