Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.