I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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