we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Did I show you my penis last night?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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