i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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