I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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