She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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