I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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