The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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