Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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