had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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