I just made out with a guy for $7.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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