I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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