remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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