That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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