i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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