I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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