addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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