Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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