Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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