she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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