; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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