Duck Duck Cougar?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
