Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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