I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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