sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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