She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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