you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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