Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull