she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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