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• (206): View more from Washington

  Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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• (707): View more from California

  I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.

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• (562): View more from California

  That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?

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  I can't wait to tell mom.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.

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