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(845): View more from New York

Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

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(386): View more from Florida

I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife

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(307): View more from Wyoming

if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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(937): View more from Ohio

She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.

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(602): View more from Arizona

One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them

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(303): View more from Colorado

I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B

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(760): View more from California

Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.

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