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(810): View more from Michigan

did you make any bad decisions?

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many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

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(810): did you make any bad decisions? (248): many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that http://tfl.nu/nmou

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(914): View more from New York

im gay

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i know

(914): View more from New York

yea but for you.

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(914): im gay (203): i know (914): yea but for you. http://tfl.nu/jbuy

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.

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(508): We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while. http://tfl.nu/9c2t

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(503): View more from Oregon

I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves

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(503): I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves http://tfl.nu/4g59

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(509): View more from Washington

she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.

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(509): she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age. http://tfl.nu/4icz

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(805): View more from California

I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"

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(805): I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!" http://tfl.nu/ih8w

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(210): View more from Texas

After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.

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(210): After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving. http://tfl.nu/pl4c

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt

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(828): You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt http://tfl.nu/0h7j

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes

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(410): I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes http://tfl.nu/6kum

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(801): View more from Utah

I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified

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(801): I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified http://tfl.nu/y3tt

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(541): View more from Oregon

Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.

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(541): Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room. http://tfl.nu/wcn9

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(319): View more from Iowa

Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?

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(319): Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition? http://tfl.nu/khff

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(336): View more from North Carolina

DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?

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(336): DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS? http://tfl.nu/gt1x

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.

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(256): I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about. http://tfl.nu/f4uq

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(619): View more from California

I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics

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(619): I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics http://tfl.nu/vxyz

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