Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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