i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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