I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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