no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me