I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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