you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am