I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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