it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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