Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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