you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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