We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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