question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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