So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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