gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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