didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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