Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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