wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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