why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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