That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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