nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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