If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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