Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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