Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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