I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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