I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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