that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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