We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
