none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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