i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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